If you really want to ruin your health then smoking cigarettes is one ofthe best ways I know how to do it. Smoking cigarettes cause lung cancer,emphysema, and the one thing that most people notice right off hand is badbreath.
If you are into destroying your health, I want you to follow these stepso that you can be on your way to an unhappy and unhealthy life, number one buythe cigarettes, number two smoke them, and number three this one is reallyimportant never ever quit smoking.I have found that most people who want to destroy themselves quicklywill smoke a no filtered brand of cigarettes, so let say you picked out thebrand Pallmall-Reds. I understand these are one of the strongest brands ofcigarettes you can buy. Yes, there are plenty of other brands of cigarettes outthere but why bother going threw all that money to pick the right one when youcan take my word on it? These are really strong cigarettes. How do I know,because take one out and look at it, you will notice that there is no filter onthe end of it. Due to no filter you will get none of the toxins filteredWithout filtering out some of the toxins you will destroy yourself quicker; thatis the goal we are seeking, is it not? Lets take out one of our friends (we willcall them that to be funny) and look at it. It is about five to six inches inlength, maybe a half inch wide with little brown things that look somewhat likecoffee grounds inside a thin white paper cylinder.
Smell it, a significantnumber of people actually enjoy the way tobacco products smell, but they willnot smoke them. I myself find that ominously odd.Now smoking the cigarette is very important. If you do not smoke it youwill not reach your goal to destroy your health. So let us begin with thelighting of the cigarette.
Place the cigarette in your mouth, just the tip ofit. Do not bother with looking to put the filtered end in your mouth, becauseif you remember there is no filter on is brand of cigarette. After you haveplaced our friend in your mouth you will need to tilt your head. Tilting issomething most people do when lighting up,” this process is what majority ofpeople do. Now when you tilt your head it really does not make a differencewhich way you tilt it. In my opinion when tilting occurs you will tilt left orright depending on which hand you use, then again I am no expert on tilting to”light up.” At this time we will light the end that is opposite of the end thatis in our mouths.
We will call this end of the cigarette the cherry,” thisterm is slang and the only slang term I know. Notice the reddish, orange glowthat occurs after you have lit the cherry.” Some people say that is it abeautiful color.
Now that we have started the procedure to destroying yourhealth, let make sure we never forget to inhale. Inhaling is how you get thecigarette smoke into your lungs, which in turn (somehow) places the toxins intoyour body. The proper why to inhale cigarette smoke is to exhale (letting allthe air out of you lungs) first, then place the cigarette in your mouth as wediscussed before and draw in on the cigarette. Inhaling is just like taking ina deep breath. If you need to practice before you start with the real thing, Iwould recommend do that. I would recommend doing a little practicing first.All right now that we are on the right road to destroying our healthlets remember that we should never ever try to quit. Quitting is something thatwell only help you in making your health better, and that is not the goal wehave set for ourselves.
Cigarettes help keep you thin and give you energy ifyou quit you will only get remarkably obese on top of becoming extraordinarilytired. Sure maybe that only happens to some people, but if you do quit you willmost likely become a healthier person in the long run. We can not let thathappen. Now can we?Remember the steps I have laid out for you buy the cigarettes a strongnon-filtered one is the best. Smoke them, after you have practiced try gettingup to at least six packs a day, and the last and most important thing never evertry to quit, it will only make your life a living hell. Besides this is thebest way to destroy your health, and is that not what you are trying to do.
Just think you will be just like thousands maybe millions of other people whoare on the same road. Category: Science